There is a commercial for something called The Scooter Store
that is always asking me if I "live with limited mobility." This perky name has nothing to do with real scooters that require excellent mobility. I used to think I was targeted for this
commercial because the sponsors were sure only people who were imprisoned by non-working limbs would be watching "I didn't know I was pregnant" and "Backyard Ambush" That wasn't it. The other day I was watching the financial network and right
during Power Lunch, The Scooter Store spot popped up.

The Shark Steam Cleaner (an infomercial that I could watch for
several hours when they clean the filthy Gas Station Rest Room and make it so
sparkly it hurts your eyes) offers me a free hand steamer that I get to keep if
I try their floor steam machine and then decide to send it back. As tempting as this is I do not believe
that I can send something back that I bought during an infomercial and have an
untroubled transaction. In my
mind, and I’m not proud of this, anyone in infomercials is an out and out charlatan who will disappear the minute he gets my money. That includes Ron Popeil of the “set it and forget it”
Rotisserie Ovens who seemed so genuine and even appeared on Larry King Live. I must be in the minority on this "not trusting" issue because infomercials take over almost all the airwaves late at night (except for re-runs of Law and Order). Somebody is buying.
As a matter of fact I do have limited mobility but it has
nothing to do with not being able to walk, it has to do with a corrosive
laziness that propels me to the couch.
I like to sit around.
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