State of the Union according to Google

(This is a re-post.  It first appeared in January of 2013 but not much has changed.)

 

The president will soon deliver his State of the Union address so I decided to check the State of the Union according to Google.

Google knows how the citizens are doing.  It has saved all our questions, all our searches, all our subjects and sub categories, We only have to prompt it with a word or two and it shows us where we have been, where we are and where we need to go.

My job is:

boring

killing me

sucks

makes me depressed

My wife:

doesn’t want kids

doesn’t trust me

doesn’t love me anymore

doesn’t listen to me

doesn’t respect me

doesn’t support me

doesn’t like me anymore

doesn’t like my family

My husband:

is gay

got a family

cheated on me

Betty

is mean

hit me

hates his job

I lie:

about everything

too much

all the time

to myself

My house is:

on fire

making me sick

in foreclosure

I’m happiest when:

I’m alone

           

Happiness is:

camping

a choice

like a butterfly

My health is:

declining

deteriorating

better in November

not good

going down fast

getting worse

Government is:

corrupt

killing us

watching us

lying to us

I worry about:

everything

everything all the time

money all the time

my boyfriend

my boyfriend dying

           

I hate:

my job

my life

myself

everything about you

How do I:

put this gently

get pinkeye

God bless you all and God bless America