Whenever I have to leave my car at the mechanic, I take the
bus home. The mechanic, who is
honest and helpful, offers a ride but I prefer the bus. Taking the bus is
orderly. You wait on a bench.
Sometimes the sun is warm and it feels good to sit and wait even though the bus
is always late. There is nothing pressing. Someone else is going to be in charge. Once you put your fare in the box, you
have no responsibilities. When the
ride begins you are free to scrutinize the passing scene.
One thing, I know.
I'm different from the other passengers. They don't take the bus for
experience therapy. They need the
bus to get to their jobs or to a necessary destination.
The Suffolk County Transit seems to hire eastern European
drivers for the East Hampton route.
They begin their sentences with the verb and seldom elaborate.
When I took the bus last Friday, a man came around and gave
every rider two dollars as a present.
I shook my head but he pressed the bills on me and it would have been
rude to turn him down. I thought
maybe it was like those stories you hear of a millionaire throwing money into a
crowd at Christmas. I didn't want
to touch the money because, although I like to ride the bus, I am phobic about
touching strangers' hands even in church.
Also, dollar bills are probably one of the premier germ-laden objects
along with the handrails in the subway.
The man who gave the money wore madras Bermuda shorts, a pullover with a
shirt underneath and good sneakers.
The two dollars are still
You will need me one day |
I had no idea you and Howie Mandel were related.
ReplyDeleteI know. I don't know where or when it came.
DeleteThis cracked me up!
ReplyDeleteGood. Happy to hear that. The money is still in the same place.
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