This morning I took one of those personality divining tests
offered on FB. You know the kind, What character on Downtown Abbey are you? What color are you? What
kind of chocolate are you?
This morning's test was "What urinary tract infection are
you?" I thought there was
only one type of urinary tract infection but apparently there's a whole menu of
them. There's slow and lazy, hot-tempered
rampaging, sneaky invasive, shy and hiding and a millennial child infection
that keeps coming back to live with you.
I answered a few questions such as When you enter a
crowded room do you head to the center of activity or just drink yourself blind
on the outer rim?
Do you wake up cheerful and ready for a new day or are your
first words, "What fresh hell is this?"
What tv show would you be likely to watch a) Religion and
Ethics b) I want to marry Harry c) The Walking Dead
It turns out I am the
hot-tempered rampaging urinary tract infection.
Once I found this out, - that very moment - as I contemplated some
self-knowledge that had been eluding me all of my adult life, I finally had the
currency to effect real and total change. I had gained uncorrupted insight into
my deepest self. It was life
changing.
This nails it.
ReplyDeleteNancy, thanks for reading. Come back.
DeleteThe urinary system is the body's drainage system for removing wastes and extra water. It includes two kidneys, two ureters, a bladder, and a urethra. Urinary tract infections (UTIs) are the second most common type of infection in the body. You can read here the Urinary Tract Infection Symptoms. Thanks for sharing.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the info. This was meant as humor but we can always use a lesson in the urinary system.
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