I don’t worry if China is going to get us or Al-Qaeda. Hot red pepper is going to get us. Hot red pepper is a more perilous enemy because we WANT it to HURT us.
Hot sauce says, I’m going to hurt you real bad. We say, please do. You had me at pain 100%
|Take my salivary glands. They|
belong to you.
Nobody steps it down with hot pepper. They step it up. I use hot sauce or red pepper flakes with most of my food. Soup(yes), peanut butter (oh, yes!) meat, rice, potatoes, salad, eggs - anything. Cherry pie? That’s next. And then there's the watermelon/jalapeno margarita. It hardly matters what I eat because my mouth is so hot and burning. But still not burning enough, Dr Freud.
The Mantra: ‘Go big hot pepper or go home.’ Forget about gluten or no gluten, America has been Tex-Mexed, Latinized, Indianized and Jamiacanized. Just as we are inching toward ‘For English press two,’ we have turned over our salivary glands to the devils hot and hotter.
|Have we met? Not yet.|
In the old days, we had salt, pepper (barely) and maybe a little oregano. Cinnamon was for apple pie. Sage was for Thanksgiving. Olive oil was not meaningful. The trendy ones used lemon on the chicken when they broiled it. I marinated the chicken in WishBone Italian dressing. Woo Hoo. We broiled more than we sautéed. We hadn’t yet met cilantro or arugula. None of that matters now. It’s all about the heat index. If you can still talk and breathe, it’s got to get hotter.
The Naga Jolokia, also known as Ghost pepper is the hottest pepper in the world with a heat index of one million.
|I can totally melt you.|
Habanero chili is the hottest commonly used with a heat index of 150,000 to 350,000. Cherry peppers which we used to get pickled in a jar were only 500 on the heat index and we used to think they were hot.
Wilbur Scoville invented a heat index to help us navigate without seriously hurting ourselves.
Jalapeno peppers (5,000). Serrano (10,000 to 25,000), Cayenne (25,000 to 50,000),Tabasco (30,000 to 60,000), Thai, (50,000 to 100,000),
Rocoto (1000,000 to 250,000) Habanero (150,000 to 350,000), and Big Daddy, the Naga Jolokia, the hottest in the world with a heat index of one million (you can hardly look at it without melting.)
This stuff right here is what we use at our house. Brings you right back to the island nation of Trinidad & Tobago, mahn. http://www.hotsauce.com/Trinidad-Hot-Sauces-s/47.htmReplyDelete
Since moving to New Mexico, I've been in hot pepper heaven! Costco carries all sorts of fun stuff down here. I buy large bags of frozen roasted green chiles, and we put it on everything. I'm in love with green chile peppers. I'm thinking I'll have to try it on peanut butter. It sounds oddly appealing.ReplyDelete
Whenever they rate supermarkets, Costco always comes out in the top three because they pay their employees well and also because they offer good food at reasonable prices. I'm not surprised they have fulfilled your hot pepper dreams. I wish I lived down the block from you in New Mexico where my sinuses could finally relax and enjoy themselves.Delete